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Skill & Action Games

Reflexes and coordination: racing, arenas, knockouts, and kitchen mayhem. Your phone becomes a joystick, steering wheel, or motion controller, and the TV runs the action at 60 ticks per second.

Krav ma-boomerang

1–8 players

Top-down arena brawler — throw, bounce, and catch boomerangs to be the last food standing!

Score kill points to hit the match target and be the last food standing.

  1. Steer your food fighter around the arena with the joystick.
  2. Aim and throw your boomerang to knock out rivals.
  3. Catch it on the way back to arm your next throw.
  4. Grab power-ups and dash to dodge incoming boomerangs.

💨 Dash Clash

2–6 players · action, real-time, platformer

Side-scrolling elimination racer. Sprint, swing, and sabotage on a looping rooftop track. Last one in frame wins the round.

Stay on screen as the camera shrinks — win rounds to hit the target score first.

  1. Run right and keep pace with the shrinking camera.
  2. Jump, wall-jump, and slide across the rooftops.
  3. Grapple or grab power-ups with the action button.
  4. Blast rivals off-screen with rockets and shockwaves.
  5. Be the last racer on screen to win the round.

Dragon Raid

2–4 players

Co-op boss battles with elemental dragons. Build your party, defeat endless bosses!

Team up to defeat as many elemental bosses as you can.

  1. Choose a starter dragon and learn its element.
  2. Each turn, attack, guard, or swap dragons.
  3. Exploit elemental matchups for super-effective hits.
  4. Recruit a fresh dragon after every boss falls.
  5. Keep your party standing to face the next boss.

Kitchen Chaos

2–8 players

One chef defends the kitchen. Rats steal all the food. 3 minutes on the clock!

Rats steal the food goal; the lone chef defends it until the buzzer. More rats means a bigger goal.

  1. Rats: grab food and haul it back to your holes; dash to dodge.
  2. Chef: throw utensils to stun rats — even mid-dash now lands a hit.
  3. Chef: PAN SLAM stuns every rat around you at once (cooldown).
  4. Chef: drop MOUSE TRAPS on the floor — limited, but a long stun.
  5. A stunned rat drops its food toward the center, out of easy reach.
  6. Big swarm? A guard cat prowls, chasing whoever's carrying food.

🏎️ Neon Races

1–4 players · racing, real-time

High-speed multiplayer racing with items and power-ups

Cross the finish line first after three item-fueled laps.

  1. Pick your car, then confirm to hit the grid.
  2. Steer and hold the gas around the track.
  3. Grab item boxes for boosts and weapons.
  4. Fire shells and drop bananas to slow rivals.
  5. Race the laps and take the checkered flag first.

Multiplayer Pong

2–8 players

Last paddle standing wins. Dynamic polygon arena shrinks as players are eliminated!

Be the last paddle standing as the arena shrinks.

  1. Slide your paddle along your wall to block the ball.
  2. Miss the ball and you lose a life.
  3. Lose all your lives and you're knocked out.
  4. The arena reshapes as rivals fall — outlast everyone.

💥 Ring Out

1–4 players · action, real-time

First-person sumo. Blast rivals off the platform — most ring-outs wins.

Shove rivals off the platform — most ring-outs wins.

  1. Left stick moves; right stick aims your blaster.
  2. Tap the right stick to fire — it shoves, no damage.
  3. Push rivals off the edge or into a hazard for a ring-out.
  4. Stay clear of the shrinking edge yourself.
  5. Rack up the most ring-outs before time runs out.

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